'Dr. F! Come quickly!'
'Yes, Igor?!'
'Your latest creation is stomping around breaking up the lab! You must stop him!'
Frankenstein sighed. Using AI-assisted Crispr to embirth creatures always led to something going wrong.
'Let him be. Everything there is replaceable. Even him. But what's got his goat?'
The good doctor pressed the intercom button and heard the roar, 'WHAT FUGGING USE ARE THESE HANDS WITHOUT FINGERS!'
Damned effing AI, he thought.