YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE:
1. Can communicate with oysters
2. Free gravel for life
3. Can teleport up to 5½ inches away
4. Grow a second nose
5. Can control any toaster with your mind
6. Look 10 hours younger
7. Can instantly see inside any empty container
8. Can speak in flawless haikus at will
9. Can run as fast as Einstein