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Two things I never learned to do that easily upset misogynists...

• Make coffee
• Bake

Employer had a very hard time treating me like a servant because "I don't drink coffee, never learned how to make it".

Ex had a very hard time trying to make me feel insecure about not baking him a cake as good as his mom's.

"Oh, wow. She bakes? Never learned how. Couldn't eat it either way. Hope she lives forever."

Employer: (stunned)
Ex: (stunned)

If you want somebody to jump thru hoops, get a poodle.