I'm sitting in a sports establishment drinking a pint and watching football games. I'm not a huge social butterfly but I do occasionally like to visit and see the sights.
One of the games showcased a Dr. Pepper halftime show in which two people can compete with one another for tuition. If you are unfamiliar it's where humans are forced to compete for entertainment. The winner receives a few thousand dollars which will pay for hours of their education. The loser received the opportunity to be filmed on national television with millions of viewers failing to earn enough money to attend school.