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Everything Elon Musk Did While Visiting Israel https://www.theonion.com/everything-elon-musk-did-while-visiting-israel-1851051388
Musk claimed he was the first one to come up with the idea of using tunnels and accused Hamas of plagiarism.
Musk was obviously under the impression that the Israeli government was in possession of the notorious Jewish space laser and was visibly disappointed when he was informed it didn’t exist.
Musk attempted to demonstrate his Cybertruck’s ability to handle rough terrain, but wound up trapped in the wreckage of a building with the vehicle’s wheels spinning.
Ran Over A Lot Of People In A Tank. It was nice for once to forgo the self-driving feature and do it himself.