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   kaia (kaia@brotka.st)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:29:22 JST kaia
   (lewd joke a pastor told me)
   
   A 100 year old man gets visited by a priest to congratulate him.
   "How did you manage to live so long?" the priest inquired.
   "Alcohol and sex!" the old man proudly said.
   "At your age? When did you last have sex?"
   "1945!"
   "But that's ages ago!"
   "What, it's only thirty minutes past 8, 2030, now!"
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     Jens_Rasmussen (jens_rasmussen@gleasonator.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:32:51 JST Jens_Rasmussen

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     @kaia Doesn't work for english-speakers who do 12-hour clocks, but it was pretty good.
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     La Ursidinoj (Bjornsdottirs) (ellenor2000@mastodon.top)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Nov-2023 22:48:03 JST La Ursidinoj (Bjornsdottirs)

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     @kaia your pastor sounds based

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