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Every time I wake up early my bowels hurt
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@d0c40r0 @Evil_Bender @GabeLakmann @KennyWhitePowers @King_Noticer That song sounds pretty homoerotic to me they just added "TEXAS WOMEN" at the end to try and hide the fact
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In his defense, Texas Women do peg the hardest. 🤷♂️
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I’M A COUNTRY PLOUGHBOY
NOT AN URBAN COWBOY
AND I DONT RIDE BULLS BUT I HAVE FOUGHT SOME MEN
DRIVE A PICKUP TRUCK
TRUST IN GOD AND LUCK
AND I LIVE TO LOVE
TEXAS WOMEN
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@GabeLakmann @d0c40r0 @Evil_Bender @KennyWhitePowers I‘m a city boy
AGAINST MY WILL :aqua_aaa:
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You could always be an Urban Cowboy
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Mate I am in a town with a population of under 1000, I ain’t no city boa
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LIAR! If you weren't a city boy them would be fightin words
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Spoken like a true CITY BOY
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Well it sure didn't end all that well for him and maybe that's why
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There is a fresh roll in both of my cars right now
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I’ve just got a change of clothes instead :uncomfortable:
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"Where we're going we don't need roads (or TP).."
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Rookie move.
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I learned early on carry tp always. Where you going may not have any.
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No, but I was 20 when I had to pull over on the interstate in Tennessee and shit in plain view of hundreds of honking motorists. Then I had to finish the roadtrip to Virginia with only 1 sock.
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Now I'm even more confused.. did you have a butt baby? Is that what the 18 years is in reference to?
You're not paying child support on it are you?
Btw, wet wipes are handier to keep around but it is never a bad idea to have a roll of TP with you. You'll only have to experience needing it and not having it once before you have it and not need it from there on out.
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You haven't had your first car shit yet? Smh my c1-c7 vertebrae
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I'm curious but I also have a pretty good feeling I'll regret asking about this.
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Let's just say for the last 18 years I have always carried a roll of TP in my glovebox.
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I’m driving hh
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Try taking a shit
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I guess that's why he's always sitting backwards and on the saddle horn when he's riding horses?
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It has to be equally as bad at bare minimum pun intended.
When camping and overlanding got real big during covid and people were also talking about how great bidets were I think someone made some bidets made for camping but I don't know how well they worked or if they even sold very many of them.
Wet wipes and burying it all are the best method I've found but you don't want to make a latrine that you're going to use all the time close to a semi permanent or permanent camp for sanitary reasons.
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I can imagine finding out that you're allergic to something in the leaf with your log cutter is worse than if you didn't wipe at all.
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I know a guy who had to shit while camping so used his knife to cut his underwear into strips for the purpose of wiping
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I have wiped with many a leaf in my day. Pro tip: test the leaf on the tender skin of the under side of your arm first. You don't want to find out you are allergic with your butthole.
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I hadn't even thought of that but you're right, it would be a massive waste of water. When every ounce counts you don't want to be packing a stupid bidet and then extra water to wash your ass. If you're that concerned just go dip your ass in a stream and scrub it every time you come across a stream.
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Those were my thoughts too. Seems like it would be a hassle and waste water as well.
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I can't really see a camping bidet working very well unless if was made for a campground campsite or being something you'd want to pack. That's just dumb when you can get a pack of wipes and be done.
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Like you said, it makes no sense for backpacking style of camping. Otherwise I guess you could justify the weight and water waste but I've never used one so I kinda think they're a hyped up trend personally.
Lots of weird stuff was being made during that time. I just hope that some of them still enjoy the outdoors and care about nature. If nothing else people who do go hiking/camping will be able to get some good deals when they sell all their stuff off because it was just a trend during covid for so many of them.
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@GabeLakmann @Evil_Bender @KennyWhitePowers @SapientPearwood @d0c40r0 It would be a waste of water. However, it wouldn't need to be so high flow and could be done with some type of tiny squirt thing rather than a raging stream. Those nose-cleaner bulbs for babies would be a perfect thing if you put a smaller nozzle on the front. Also need a way to load water so that the "ass end" doesn't go into the water source because that's foul.