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Programmers are very narcissistic
It makes me kind of upset
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ya take your hotshot programmer who's worked in some random big companies and he's going to name them and talk about his time like he's the Jesus of programming. At least that's what all the YouTubers do. It annoys me.
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@kirby :blobcatupsidedown: wot
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@icedquinn maybe all I've been exposing myself to are the douchebags actually
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@icedquinn all*
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@kirby idk a lot of good programmers aren't very well socialized but i have no idea who you talk to :neocat_pat:
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@icedquinn sorry, I saw this YouTube thing where the first thing the guy mentioned was "when I worked at Blizzard" and it just made me wanna blow my brains out right then and there. It just annoys me to no end
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@kirby i mean
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ITniggers tend to be of too high of an opinion of themselves when at best they're just making fugly webshit apps (not even real programs)
don't forget how oversaturated the job market for them is either, you literally don't have to own shit, just a computer, internet access and enough autism to learn how to code and there you go, you're an IT specialist now or something
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@lina what's your definition of a real program then? I fucking hate the web and it's messes too but the shitty code they make is still a program.
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@oort not all of them are bad but the more popular ones make me want to smash my router sometimes
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@kirby it normally takes a certain kind of personality to post on youtube don't let it get you down
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@lina the web devs make*
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@kirby well at least something that isn't written in javascript
i personally lean towards it being something that has a user interface written from scratch, be it terminal based or graphical, but i guess these days you'd be hardpressed to find something like that
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@lina not many people would do that from the ground up, curses is a thing for a reason
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@kirby yea, not to mention im sure there's templates for any kind of user interface
but i guess we can agree on it being a program if it doesn't use fucking chromium or electron for the user interface and an app if the guy writing it has his arms growing out his ass that he can't even use a template to make a proper interface
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@lina sure, objectively you're wrong but I guess I can stand by this
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@lina as a policy
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@kirby well either you stand by the objective definition and let any retard who picked up javascript think he's a programmer just because he wrote some shitcode or you stand by seemingly absurd criteria just so you can bully and shit on people who make software steadily worse and worse
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@kirby its like you know
take some drunk guy punching someone and an MMA fighter punching someone
sure, objectively they're both punching someone, but in finer details you can easily differentiate a drunk guy's sloppy ass haymaker and an MMA fighter's calculated jab and you can on those grounds split up the objective definition and say that the drunk guy isn't even throwing a real punch because he has no idea what he's doing
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@lina I can see what you mean and I do agree but I think it's important to remember that technically he is still writing a program. Albeit it's hot garbage, but it's still a program
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@kirby yeah but he doesn't need to know that, you could bully the shit out of him for allegedly writing shitcode and not a real program, despite it not being true objectively
it's all about pressure and gatekeeping basically, i think im thinking too much and my head's starting to get wacky
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@lina if you do this you are going to get the opposite result with certain people they will go through a lot of trouble simply to spite you. Just a warning
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PrimAgen
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@kirby well it would be a shame if there was just much more shitcode because some fuckface thought "DURRRR THOSE MEANIE NAZIS ARE TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY CODE, I'LL JUST WRITE MORE OF IT AND THEY'LL SEETHE AND COPE!!!!!!!!!", but i think it'll have the long term effect of dogshit coders never improving and never going beyond chromium/electron garbage and their relevancy fading because there's so many of those, hell maybe they even ditch coding as a result, who knows
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@kirby (from an ex-facebook ex-google ex-husband ex-cat engineer (as a millionaire)