Teryl's Tales of Whim~"Hot sauce is tasty, but," our guide began but didn't finish because they tumbled off the boat.
They gave a brief yelp before a splash. A life-preserver was tossed in after, vanishing into the darkness too.
"I guess I've been promoted," chuckled the junior guide, bravely, moving away from the taffrail," But, as my colleague was saying, hot sauce doesn't go in eyes except in emergencies."
A maw rose from the wet gloom.
"Such as now!"
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