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   LikesOldMacs (likesoldmacs@bitbang.social)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 07:46:49 JST LikesOldMacs

   Dearest HP LaserJet 100 Color MFP M175nw,

   You have elicited your last string of expletives and ingested your last furball. It has been a tumultuous decade; our time together was complicated. Please understand, I am forfeiting my investment in plan-ahead toner in the interest of amicably ending this relationship before it gets too strained. You will only vaguely be missed.

   Warmest regards, likesoldmacs

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     LikesOldMacs (likesoldmacs@bitbang.social)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 07:46:49 JST LikesOldMacs

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     Welcome to the family, Brother MFC-L2690DW!

     I am inspired by your underappreciated and soon-to-be unused fax capabilities. May our time together be trouble free. Rumor is that you'll even take toner made by children in a sweatshop.

     Looking forward to a great decade together, likesoldmacs

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     Sir Funk ?? (sophistifunk@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2023 07:46:49 JST Sir Funk ??

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     @likesoldmacs it’ll be dead in 3 years.