None pizza with left beef is an Internet meme created by Steven Molaro based on a troll pizza order he made on October 19, 2007. It has been described as a "corporate yet hilarious monstrosity", a "perfect troll", and a "monument to humanity’s achievement and hubris".
History
In the late 2000s, pizza delivery was in the midst of a "transitional technological moment", during which online ordering had been newly introduced, and pizzerias' websites were "rudimentary but nonetheless comprehensive". On October 19, 2007, Steve Molaro performed an experiment to "test the limits of topping customization"; he used the website's radio buttons to place a deliberately absurd order from Domino's, ordering a 6 inches (15 cm) pizza while deselecting all cheese, sauce, and toppings, with the sole exception of beef on the left side. He later posted the results of this experiment (including a screenshot of the order form and a photograph of the resulting delivery) to his blog, The Sneeze. Molaro described the pizza itself as "tasteless bread with salty meat pellets".The post subsequently "went viral", and remained popular for years afterwards...