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   Flashdancer (flash@mastodon.world)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 01:22:26 JST Flashdancer

   Home security reminder.
   A lot of people are arranging to go away for Christmas which makes their homes easy pickings for burglars. For security reasons I strongly recommend that you leave one of your children behind to construct a series of elaborate booby traps and defend your property.

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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 20-Oct-2023 01:23:27 JST Sexy Moon

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     @Flash there's a home alone game and if you lose, the burglars catch kevin. I have dark fantasies about the horrible things they must have done to that little shit