When I took up my distance work position with a Polish university in 2020, I was a little embarrassed to be the only academic archaeologist in Sweden who worked for a Crypto-Fascist government. Then came the Swedish election of 2022 and the Polish election of 2023. And so, after the upcoming Polish transfer of power, I'm suddenly going to be the only academic archaeologist in Sweden who *doesn't* work for a Crypto-Fascist government.