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   Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:36:18 JST Sexy Moon
   I was just on the elevator with a beautiful woman. She told me she was recording a commercial with her coming out of the elevator onto her floor and she needed me to squish myself way into the corner so the camera couldn't see me. So there's probably a video now of a beautiful woman coming out of an elevator talking about whatever the heck they sell, with a bearded fat guy reflecting in the stainless steel walls behind her.
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     thegreatape (thegreatape@thechimp.zone)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:41:17 JST thegreatape

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     They'll fix it in post it's fine
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     ロミンちゃん (romin@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:41:20 JST ロミンちゃん

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     @Moon couldn't she wait for you to leave? :l_sigh:
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     Birdulon (birdulon@shpposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:41:23 JST Birdulon

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     @Moon that's one creative way to enforce personal space
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:44:48 JST Sexy Moon

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     @romin woman moment
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     l (lebronjames75@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:45:30 JST l

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     @Moon peek smile and wave
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:49:47 JST Sexy Moon

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     Missed opportunity to say "only if you have breakfast in the cafe with me, or else I'm gonna do this to your commercial."
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     "; DROP TABLE Users; (turboretard9000@bae.st)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:51:01 JST "; DROP TABLE Users;

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     @Moon should've totally come out dancing like a DDR god
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:52:35 JST Sexy Moon

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     This is the second time I've seen her on the elevator, next time I'm introducing myself no matter what. Way out of my league but I have had unexplainable luck a few times with that.
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     ロミンちゃん (romin@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:55:28 JST ロミンちゃん

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     @Moon instead it's been a "They don't know I'm a niche internet celebrity" moment (someone make the edit)
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     thedonnerd (thedonnerd@freespeechextremist.com)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:56:00 JST thedonnerd

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     @Moon Good luck Moon! 😊🤞🍀
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Monday, 16-Oct-2023 23:57:10 JST Sexy Moon

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     @thedonnerd thanks, she sooo pretty and dresses so nice! And she's age-appropriate for me.
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     Seahorses are horses (piss_ant@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 00:13:25 JST Seahorses are horses

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     @Moon She couldn't let you out, close the door, and open the door?
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     mothball蛾玉 (?summer boy?) (moth_ball@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 17-Oct-2023 00:22:56 JST mothball蛾玉 (?summer boy?)

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     @Moon you already got her to boss you around so there's that
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