Conversation

"Are you biologically male or female?"

Not sure. Never been tested.

"No, but were you born a man or a woman?"

I was born a baby.

"What sex were you then?"

Not sure. I was too young to understand the distinction.

"What does it say on your birth certificate?"

I'm pretty sure it lists my name and date of birth. Other than that, I can't really remember.

"So are you biologically a man or a woman?"

How can one tell?

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