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   b-rain (b_rain@troet.cafe)'s status on Friday, 29-Sep-2023 14:51:29 JST b-rain

   #startrek #SevenOfNine #pragmatics #semantics #humor @startrek

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     Penguinflight (penguinflight@mastodon.scot)'s status on Monday, 02-Oct-2023 14:34:30 JST Penguinflight

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     @b_rain @startrek Yeah, I've nearly been killed for this.

     - Could you put the kettle on?

     Yes... I could.

     *twenty minutes later*

     - Where's the fucking tea?

     What tea?

     - YOU SAID YOU'D PUT THE KETTLE ON!

     - No... I didn't.

     *loss of life property damage etc etc*

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