Fine, I will do an actual politics tweet:
If the Dems want to replace Biden, they should pick Whitmer, because her platform has legs and it's really no more complicated than "liberals please be the people you pretend you are on subjects of reproductive rights, anti-racism, healthcare, and LGBTQ rights."
If they don't want to replace Biden, they should just steal Whitmer's entire platform.
Michigan might not go Red for another 20 years again; the model works. Not that ANY of you lanyards care.