i am PLEASED to announce that after a LONG (104 minute) search, all job positions as a parasite have now been FILLED. we believe that this absence of open positions should have a highly beneficial effect on the labour market, increasing unemployment and the reserve army of labour so that people are willing to work (i.e. do nothing) for longer hours for less (i.e. still no) pay. xenofemme will learn what it's like to work again!