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   THE MARTYR OF BUTLERIAN JIHAD (icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 17:52:22 JST THE MARTYR OF BUTLERIAN JIHAD

   Choosing a programming language for a small thingie feels like:

   Python - slow and total ass to build and launch
   Golang - Google's a bitch and I hate them with all my soul
   Rust - too much drama, most code is littered with .unwrap(), async implemented in the most horrifying way possible
   Java/Scala - JVM doesn't fit into the memory budget
   Haskell - no, I just want to get away from Haskell, even for a bit
   C/C++ - C/C++
   Zig/Nim/HaRe - I'll be crucified by my coworkers

   This all sucks, you know :(

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 17:52:20 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @icon_of_computational_sin javascript
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     @hj fuck you

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 17:54:25 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @icon_of_computational_sin ah fuck you perfectionist man
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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 17:56:18 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @icon_of_computational_sin you don't even need it for most things, and things you might need (commander.js for CLI options parsing) is lightweight and dependency-free
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     @hj i don't have myself nearly enough to use npm

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     narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag: (hj@shigusegubu.club)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Sep-2023 17:58:57 JST narcolepsy and alcoholism :flag:

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     @icon_of_computational_sin on the contrary, this can't be good for me but i feel great
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     @hj regardless. JavaScript is a bad language and everyone using it must feel bad.