"Twitter rules now insist that all tweets must begin with 500 words of praise towards Glorious Leader Musk, I'm required to join the Nazi Party and I have to supply a pint of blood a week to keep posting, but I think it's important to ensure voices like mine remain there and anyway, Mastodon is too complicated for me. Must go, they're prepping me for the brain surgery to insert my compulsory Neuralink."