Just saw an elderly woman in line at the deli using an iPhone 5s (champagne gold color was the tell).
Me: wow, all these years later it still works, and I love that you don’t use a case on it.
Her: I’ve used and abused this phone with zero issues.
Me: they just announced the iPhone 15 today, going to upgrade finally?
Her: there are two things I could not give a shit about. Celebrity love interests, and the new iPhone.
Me: oh I love you 🤭