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   Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺 (ned@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 10:25:36 JST Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺

   So there is a trend that in order for a client to place an order with us they make us go through a stupid vendor registration process. Usually involves setting up an account with their stupid accounting software. Filling in forms. Signing modern slavery assignments. Absolutely retarded stuff that should never have to happen. Ever.

   But this. THIS takes the cake. I do not have words to express how many bags of dicks I want to tell this customer to eat.

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     Bunnyslope (bunnyslope@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 10:44:13 JST Bunnyslope

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     @ned Why are you selling to the government?

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     Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺 (ned@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 10:52:21 JST Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺

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     • Bunnyslope

     @Bunnyslope Oh no, we never have these issues selling to the government. The Dept of Defence just pays with a credit card.

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     Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺 (ned@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 10:54:57 JST Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺

     • Killer*Mule

     @KillerMule at least it's not SAP.

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     Bunnyslope (bunnyslope@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 10:57:51 JST Bunnyslope

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     @ned Tell the sales team that unless THEY are willing to fill out the paperwork and attend training, no orders will be accepted with non-industry standard requirements. Salespeople HATE paperwork, but so long as it doesn’t affect them, they don’t care.

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     Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺 (ned@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 10:58:36 JST Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺

     • Killer*Mule

     @KillerMule 2 stars 😆

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     Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺 (ned@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 11:01:20 JST Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺

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     • Killer*Mule
     • Earl The Pearls

     @EarlThePearls @KillerMule I have customers that ask me to split their orders into multiple invoices below a certain threshold, so that they don't have to go through the SAP approval process.

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     Earl The Pearls (earlthepearls@social.quodverum.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 11:01:21 JST Earl The Pearls

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     • Killer*Mule

     @ned

     @KillerMule

     Bridgestone started using SAP for things about a year before I left the company.

     Most counterintuitive software I've ever used

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     Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺 (ned@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 11:04:58 JST Sir Nedwood - Sydney 🇦🇺

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     • Bunnyslope

     @Bunnyslope It's called "generating a PO". The trick is to make the number at the bottom match the same as our quote. Some customers fail at that too.

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     Brother Phil 🇦🇺 au (philcolbourn@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Sep-2023 13:03:22 JST Brother Phil 🇦🇺 au

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     @ned yes we need trained and compliant suppliers