reading my class syllabus like,
lyra, it is inappropriate to crush on your professor
- but he's my age!
it's still a power dynamic & you don't want to be a creep.
- but he's kinda cute.
lyra. by some stretch of anarcho-coincidence, that man probably already follows you on mastodon.
- yah i know right 😈🥰👀
LYRA.
- but...
LYRA!!!!! shut up and do your homework.
- ok fine you're right.
....