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   Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:20:03 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
   Imagine if JavaScript had printf / sprintf.
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:23:33 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     Kind of thing that makes me feel like JavaScript is just stuck to being the most esoteric mainstream language.
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:24:52 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @sjw We'd just get JavaScript as a plugin. (See ActionScript I guess)
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     Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:24:53 JST Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:

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     @lanodan imagine if JavaScript didn't exist
     翠星石 likes this.
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:26:02 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @rdr @sjw *grunts in Satanism*
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     rdr (rdr@marsey.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:26:03 JST rdr

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     @sjw @lanodan horrifying. Brendan Eich is a Saint.
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:27:07 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @rdr @sjw OSX Spinner… such an era.
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     rdr (rdr@marsey.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:27:08 JST rdr

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     @sjw @lanodan uh oh your cursor is stuck
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:31:37 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @bp It's absolutely not the same thing, templates are just concatenation, how do you deal with number formatting?
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     Benny Powers 🇨🇦️🇮🇱️ (bp@social.bennypowers.dev)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:31:44 JST Benny Powers 🇨🇦️🇮🇱️

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     @lanodan You could hack it up with a template tag I guess, but not the same as a language built-in

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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:32:28 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @rdr @sjw It's a celtic name.
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     rdr (rdr@marsey.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:32:29 JST rdr

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     @lanodan @sjw is that why your name is Halloween
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     Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:57:06 JST Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:

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     @lanodan what if we used Lua instead?
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 13:57:06 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @sjw then other parts would suck.
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     Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell: (lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 14:01:22 JST Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:

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     @sjw DoH has yet to exist on my machines.
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     Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed: (sjw@bae.st)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Aug-2023 14:01:24 JST Your New Marijuana Injecting Waifu :weed:

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     @lanodan what if we didn't just slap everything, including DNS, on top of HTTP?