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Haley made ground beef style red sauce (the kind that's like filled with meat) except all of the meat was fucking CHORIZO

I took double the recommended dose of my proton pump inhibitor (which stops your stomach from producing its own acid) going into this and I don't think I'm going to survive, my stomach is in so much acidic pain

See when Haley said she was going to make red sauce with chorizo I thought she knew how incredibly fucking strong it was and was just making a calculated risk and that she wouldn't put that much in the red sauce but no there's probably more chorizo in this sauce than sauce because as it turns out she literally had never eaten it before and knew nothing about it

I was saying to her that chorizo is like fabled for being incredibly strong for me since like childhood from things my dad and his side of the family (all Spanish and Mexican) have said and that if she had asked me prior and told me that she didn't know what chorizo was I probably could have told her this was a bad idea but as it stands even she with her incredibly strong stomach is feeling like the acid burning away at her stomach lining to the point where she also took proton pump inhibitors as well

So this is going to be a very funny night 🤣🤣🤣

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