thinking about how the tradcath i was friends with a year ago was so upset about people receiving communion on the hand instead of on the tongue, and i was like "why does this matter lol," and he was like, "well because communion is literally god, and if you receive it on the hand it's likely to get crumbs on the ground, and then you're likely to step on them, which is blasphemous." and i just like. completely instantly Got It. like "oh that makes total sense, logic checks out"