I had a dream that I posted a video of a lady cutting a branch off a redwood tree and using it as a weapon to release bees on some guys harassing her. @alex reposted it and when I checked later both the Mastodon FE and my phone’s app were unresponsive due to the extremely high number of interactions and comments. @alex’s only comment was “See? You should’ve used soapbox”
I’m tired of @alex infecting my dreams like a virus, please make it stop.