Conversation

Here's why I love cats: They are like roommates who are autistic and polyromantic, and kind of into me, but also asexual. They'll just be hanging out in another room doing their own thing and suddenly be like "We are going to cuddle now" and then at some random point they will be like "That's too far, I'm going to bite you and walk away. I will tell you when we cuddle again."

Here's why I dogs bug me: They are like ADHD children of trauma who can't focus and need constant emotional reassurance no matter what's going on in someone else's life. This is annoying as fuck because I'M an ADHD child of trauma who can't focus and needs constant emotional reassurance no matter what's going on in someone else's life… and I really don't fucking need another me in my life.