Kotaku just posted:
New Wiglett Pokémon Plush Looks A Lot Like Something Else
Good news: The Pokémon Company released a Wiglett plush on its official Pokémon Center store. Bad news: it looks like a dick. Not a human dick, but, like, the Platonic ideal of an alien dick the U.S. government doesn’t want us to know about.
https://kotaku.com/pokemon-scarlet-violet-wiglett-plush-official-1850725214