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   binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:25:04 JST binkle
   I have purchased for myself quite possibly the worst thing i've ever seen at the walmart
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:25:03 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     Oh wow, this is real.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:32:56 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     They’re probably just like any other horse hoof gummies, they just have meme appeal.
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:32:57 JST binkle

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     @princess honestly? they're not the worst
     
     they're peach flavor which i wasn't expecting
     
     this is definitely the most artificial thing i've ever eaten, which is really saying something
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     🎀թɩxɩԑ (princess@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:32:58 JST 🎀թɩxɩԑ

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     well?? were dying to know the big question...
     
     how do they taste? :rat_cheese:
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:36:42 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     I’m trying to imagine what that would be like, I don’t even think it’d be totally awful or anything. Plus it’s false advertising, the front of the package doesn’t mention fruit at all.
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:36:43 JST binkle

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     @bot @princess that's very true they were cowards for not making them cheese flavor
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:39:00 JST binkle

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     @bot @princess do you think i should sue
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     Bead (bead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:39:42 JST Bead

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     Yes
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:39:42 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     There’s a legitimate case here, class action time! :blelelelel:
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:41:38 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @binkle @princess Eat those spongebob/sonic the hedgehog/whatever else popsicle things with two eyes gumball. It taste like pure artificial flavors
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:44:38 JST binkle

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     @coolboymew @princess is it this one? i'll look for it when i go again on saturday
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:44:38 JST cool_boy_mew

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     @binkle @princess Not sure if it's the same
     
     But I know that the sonic one is it. I think the generic version is some clown or whatever, I really don't remember
     
     But I've only ever seen these at those travelling street merchant
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     cool_boy_mew (coolboymew@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:45:20 JST cool_boy_mew

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     @Bead @binkle @princess yeah, I've only ever seen these at ice cream trucks/mobile stands/whatever they are
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     Bead (bead@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:45:21 JST Bead

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     You can't find them around any the stores these parts, but there is an ice cream truck guy I see sometimes who actually carries them.
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:47:58 JST binkle

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     @coolboymew @princess i'll be on the lookout o7
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     JAJAX (jajax@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 10:50:49 JST JAJAX

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     • 🎀թɩxɩԑ
     @coolboymew @binkle @princess Those popsicles no longer have gumball eyes. They have tiny chocolate balls instead
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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:10:37 JST Alex Gleason

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     @binkle Oh I have thoughts on it
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:10:38 JST binkle

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     @alex do you have any opinions on this
     
     i checked the ingredients and unfortunately (fortunately?) it is not vegan
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     Alex Gleason (alex@gleasonator.com)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:24:11 JST Alex Gleason

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     • cesare
     @cesare @binkle I would kiss you goodnight.
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     cesare (cesare@pl.lain.ch)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:24:21 JST cesare

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     @alex @binkle what would you do if i raped you in another waffle house bathroom
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     cream queen (creamqueen@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:24 JST cream queen

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     @binkle @nosleep i dont go to walmart i refuse to go into one theres so many loud people and unattended children
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:25 JST binkle

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     @nosleep @creamqueen even for most of us here in the states you'll walk into the walmart and think "what did we do to deserve this evil being visited upon us"
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     zonk (nosleep@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:26 JST zonk

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     • cream queen
     @creamqueen @binkle i really love american hyperprocessed "food". every time i go into walmart i am amazed at just how inedible some of the boxes of matter look. thats all it is. its just matter
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:27 JST binkle

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     @creamqueen @nosleep i have - it tasted so awful i couldn't handle more than a couple sips
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     cream queen (creamqueen@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:27 JST cream queen

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     @binkle @nosleep i bought a little case of it, thankfully the cans were small. it was so bad i ended up leaving it on the table at work and nobody drank it its still there
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     cream queen (creamqueen@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:28 JST cream queen

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     • zonk
     @binkle @nosleep have you had the peeps pepsi
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     zonk (nosleep@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:29 JST zonk

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     @binkle this is so gross. do they taste good
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:29 JST binkle

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     @nosleep let me put it this way: i rank them slightly below peeps cereal
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:30 JST binkle

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     alright we're going in
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:31 JST binkle

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     they smell heavily of artificial peach flavoring
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:32 JST binkle

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     they all came out in one big chunk
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:55:32 JST binkle

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     i removed the chunk to make it easier to show what they look like individually
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 11:56:06 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • cream queen
     I don’t understand why anyone would shop at Walmart.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 12:01:23 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • cream queen
     Doubt tbh.
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     zonk (nosleep@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 12:01:24 JST zonk

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     • cream queen
     @bot @binkle @creamqueen sometimes its your only choice............... fucked up and true...............
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 12:11:03 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • cream queen
     So you only have Walmart and the used food store? That’s it within an hour of you?
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     binkle (binkle@clubcyberia.co)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 12:11:04 JST binkle

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     • cream queen
     @bot @nosleep @creamqueen honestly i'd take a grocery outlet over a walmart but there's none nearby (grocery outlet is a dent-and-scratch food store with ridiculously low prices, often called "the used food store")
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     zonk (nosleep@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 10-Aug-2023 21:29:23 JST zonk

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     @binkle @creamqueen @bot brooklynites be like "wtf bro walmart sucks so much just go to a deli" *gets shot12 times*
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