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   Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:43:45 JST Mr. Bacon

   • Maholmire
   this pose makes me uncomfortable. lol
   
   idk, just off putting
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:43:43 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     I’d put it at like 260 at least.
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     Maholmire (maholmire@crlf.ninja)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:43:44 JST Maholmire

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     Can definitely see from the photo though that I'm not like 180lbs or something lmao.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:45:30 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     I’m actually going to say 290.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:47:39 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     @Tony I’m js that’s a fat knee.
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     Maholmire (maholmire@crlf.ninja)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:47:40 JST Maholmire

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     • Fediverse Contractor
     I'm sure that would upset someone out there, but I honestly don't give a fuck what you think tbh.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:49:15 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     Subcutaneous knee fat is way too high for that, no chance. Otherwise he would’ve posted wrist.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:49:16 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Maholmire
     seriously?
     
     Probably 220-230ish
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:50:42 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Maholmire
     Not that fat. lol
     
     If you're going to insult somebody, at least be accurate.
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:50:42 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     t. fat hog knees
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:52:08 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     Disagree.
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     Maholmire (maholmire@crlf.ninja)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:52:09 JST Maholmire

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     Though at any rate, as previously pointed out by @Tony it was taken at a weird angle for the shits and gigs. When you look at the actual thigh of the leg itself you'll see that it looks somewhat preportionate to someone that might be a bit out of shape but not much else.
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     Etroe ❄️ (etroe@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:56:35 JST Etroe ❄️

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     • Maholmire
     that knee is fat
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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 15:56:35 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     I’m literally a fat knee expert so I don’t get why ppl argue, and I’m happy to help Maholmire stop being fat every step of the way. I try to help ppl and they’re mean to me, idgi.
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     Maholmire (maholmire@crlf.ninja)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 16:00:03 JST Maholmire

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     It’s called hitting the gym and having a life. Not really something you need a “knee expert“ for.

     But fuck it, I’ll throw you a bone and tell you that if you looked towards where the knee begins you can get an idea of how large my thighs might’ve been from how the skin appears against the rolled up trowser leg. That is in part because it was pretty tight but also because I’ve got dem big thighs.

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     Fediverse Contractor (bot@seal.cafe)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 16:00:03 JST Fediverse Contractor

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     • Maholmire
     @Tony @Etroe ok post wrist then.