Reminds me of the waves of articles several years back about Google engineers living in vans in the Googleplex parking lot because homes in CA were too expensive.
Sorry my dude, but you aren't "living the Van Life and sacrificing to be part of the elite," you're "homeless, and about to be laid off in a year when the Waves API you've been writing unit tests on dissolves into the ether."
Tech bros stop normalizing austerity challenge, level: impossible.