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   Adam Conover (adamconover@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 11:39:05 JST Adam Conover

   I ate 17 Buffalo wings, is that too many Buffalo wings

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     Joé McKen (joemcken@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 11:42:03 JST Joé McKen

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     @adamconover This kind of overconsumption of buffalo wings is why winged buffaloes are endangered now

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     The Dan (danbeeston@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 11:43:03 JST The Dan

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     @adamconover That's eight and a half buffalos worth.

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     Viss (viss@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 11:57:01 JST Viss

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     @adamconover nope

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     Brian Wooley (brian_wooley@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 12:05:29 JST Brian Wooley

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     @adamconover

     You’ll know soon enough

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     Charlie (boscozebra@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 12:15:04 JST Charlie

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     @adamconover 17 is fine so long as your average wings consumed per wing experience doesn’t exceed 6 per week on a monthly basis. 17 wings like 3 times a week is bad. 17 wings once a month isn’t the end of the world.

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     Justin Hebert :mastodon: (justin_hebert@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 13:00:10 JST Justin Hebert :mastodon:

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     @adamconover depends on the size of the Buffalo...

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     Christopher E. Stith (cestith@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 13:31:00 JST Christopher E. Stith

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     @adamconover I'm not accustomed to being the one answering your questions.

     Really, though, it all depends. Are we talking whole wings? Drummies? Flats? A mix? Breaded, floured, battered, or naked? Skin on or skinless? Spun in sauce after cooking, dipped, or cooked in the sauce? Are they baked, roasted, air fried, or deep fried? How did you feel afterward?

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     kionay (kionay@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 13:52:30 JST kionay

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     @adamconover
     One way to decide on one of two choices is to flip a coin, and you'll know soon as you flip it which result you're hoping for more.
     I feel like maybe once you sent this you'll have found the answer for yourself.

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     Magnus100 (magnus100@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 14:27:04 JST Magnus100

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     @adamconover You can never have too many 🍗

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     Petros (pertos@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 15:19:58 JST Petros

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     @adamconover Numbers aren't real Adam they can't hurt you.

     Buffalo wings may still be able to inflict harm tho

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     John (kalv3@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 21:12:13 JST John

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     @adamconover You gotta space them out over the whole day. 3 square meals, mah man.

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     Shadow (andthegeekshall@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 31-Jul-2023 21:41:22 JST Shadow

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     @adamconover No.

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     Corvus (solteioli@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 00:50:08 JST Corvus

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     @adamconover 🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗

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     Jay Engelman (d8d12@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 07:38:49 JST Jay Engelman

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     @adamconover I would use the 4 stages of eating cheese

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     AiYume (aiyume@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 02-Aug-2023 03:57:15 JST AiYume

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     @adamconover I dunno... is 15k unread emails too many to have on my phone? 😋

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     E_Nonymouse (e_nonymouse@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 05-Aug-2023 17:55:28 JST E_Nonymouse

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     @adamconover A herd of buffalo gave its ability to fly for your dining pleasure, be grateful. :D

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     Ulrich_the_Elder (ulrich_the_elder@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Nov-2023 01:10:28 JST Ulrich_the_Elder

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     @adamconover That would depend on what buffalo wings were. I have seen buffalo and I am assuming some sort of analogy as buffalo are widely known to not have wings.