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   Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 08:23:19 JST Sexy Moon
   has a pickup line, in ANY context, EVER worked, excluding the single circumstance where the person was so hot that she was going to say yes no matter what
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     RevDoc phifer [MOzarks] (phifer@crowleyclub.com)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 08:27:23 JST RevDoc phifer [MOzarks]

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     @Moon not for people on the fediverse

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     H. Faust (hfaust@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 08:28:01 JST H. Faust

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     @Moon Sure, here's one:
     
     I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.
     
     I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"—so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.
     
     My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.
     
     If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.
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     Sexy Moon (moon@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 08:36:06 JST Sexy Moon

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     • demitasse
     @demitasse say them
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     demitasse (demitasse@pleroma.narrativerry.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 08:36:07 JST demitasse

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     @Moon i have used pickup lines successfully in real life a bunch of times, but not these corny ones.
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     demitasse (demitasse@pleroma.narrativerry.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 20-Jul-2023 08:41:19 JST demitasse

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     @Moon one that has worked a lot is "will your boyfriend get mad if i ask you for your phone number?"
     
     You find out right away if she has a boyfriend, and if she does, if she is willing to cheat on him, or she says he will be mad and you know that you are wasting your time to pursue it further, so you can move on to another girl. Pickup lines like this which are not really offensive, or corny but kind of humorous and let you know if you are wasting your time or not have always been the ones that have worked for me.
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