@e_urq @UncivilServant Yeah, I'm sure they'd let the middle name users slide. And the boys known as "Tripp". But having been raised in the south, practically every class of mine had a "Buddy" whose legal name was something like "Otis". And then there were all the football players known universally by the nicknames the coaches gave them...Spanky, Cologne, Chop... Nobody called Chop "Wendell". He had "CHOP" shaved into his fade for a decade.
I swear the cis have brainworms.