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   『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 10:28:42 JST 『VRISKA』

   I've spent the last 20 minutes watching a hells kitchen rerun without realizing I forgot to turn on the sound.

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     『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 10:28:40 JST 『VRISKA』

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     Someone will undercook something they've cooked a thousand times before perfectly but never on tv and the audience at home who struggle to microwave things that require changing the power setting will scoff at the failure and giggle at the funny British guy who swears far too much

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     『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 10:28:41 JST 『VRISKA』

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     I still haven't bothered honestly.

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     『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 10:29:59 JST 『VRISKA』

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     Several hours later it comes time for this person to cook dinner. The conversation they had around the TV with their family (if they're outrageously lucky) ringing fresh in their head. "How could that idiot be a professional chef and mess up scallops that badly?" Is the refrain that accompanies instant Velveeta.

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     Toxic Darkest Sinner (galena@paws.moe)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jul-2023 10:29:59 JST Toxic Darkest Sinner

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     @vriska Have you ever seen the movie The Menu? This reminds me of a great scene from it where a pretentious know it all dining at the restaurant gets dragged into the kitchen and forced to prepare a meal.
     
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s597UDb8qkE
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