"If I have to deal with another bloody goat," complained the troll, "I'm moving out from under that bridge and back to the cave. Screw maintaining it."
"Right? If they don't honor the toll. I say you do it. See how they like trying to cross a crumbling bridge," agreed the ogre, nodding both heads.
"You could always eat them like the rumor says," suggested a delivery raven.
"There's a rumor that I eat goats? Right. That's it, I quit."