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wow thanks bing :SoraWow:
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@kaia AI is literally going to kill us all
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@kaia it means u are valid and we love you as you are!
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@grillchen thanks :happycat:
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@kaia Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us."
So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).
15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're lost!!"
One of the men says, "That must be a Microsoft service tech!"
Puzzled, one of the other men asks, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies: "For three reasons:
(1) he took a long time to answer,
(2) he was absolutely correct, and
(3) his answer was absolutely useless."
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It's like that old joke, a guy is flying a plane and his instruments go out and it's storming like crazy. He leans out his window and screams into the wind, "Where am I?"
Someone screams back, "You're in an airplane."
The pilot screams, "Got it" and then finds the airstrip and lands.
He figured out where he was because the person said something that was completely correct but also completely useless, so he determined the building belonged to Microsoft tech support and figured out where he was.
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@kaia ESOTERIC WRENCHISM IS ESOTERIC