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Chronic-migraine Ken :confusedlucy::rebeccaangry: (levelup@corteximplant.com)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 06:21:58 JST Chronic-migraine Ken :confusedlucy::rebeccaangry:

This thread actually turned out to be kind of funny in some of the replies and someone was kind of close to guessing. I do hope that person will be okay, it sounds really unpleasant.
I'm just gonna call them the mystery non-pooper.
https://dataterm.digital/post/94966
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1. I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’'t take up too much space. What food do I pack? @ mizu Please don’t ask why I need this. It would be great if the food also made me sweat less. It has to be something I can easily find. EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION: I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities. I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere. I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere. I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully). Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself. If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway—out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets. Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.
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  Chronic-migraine Ken :confusedlucy::rebeccaangry: (levelup@corteximplant.com)'s status on Saturday, 24-Jun-2023 06:36:08 JST Chronic-migraine Ken :confusedlucy::rebeccaangry:
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  I feel the same way...
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  1. @Twaffle@lemmy.world This thread is going to haunt me. One day, years from now while lying in bed and slowly drifting off to sleep, I'll suddenly sit bolt upright and exclaim, “Why couldn’t that dude poop!?”
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