No, seriously tho, you ever wonder why the 'French Indian War" is covered in a single afternoon in your history class and never mentioned again?
Cause the ACTUAL reasons for the American revolution, were revealed in that war.
America was (and is) a business, and did not care whether or not Britain's alliances made genocidal land theft against those allies, politically uncomfortable. And Britain didn't like it that these shit tier businessmen were clapping back at the empire, so they started fucking with the colonies, and eventually you end up at "The American Revolution."