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   Charles ☭ H (celesteh@lgbt.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 19:56:02 JST Charles ☭ H

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   Nurse practitioner: You have signs of malnutrition. Have you been eating?

   Dad: Yes.

   NP: OK, but be sure to eat protein, OK?

   Dad, making eye contact with me: My son put me in a place that he swore has really good food…

   NP, after long pause: Oh?

   Dad, without having broken eye contact: It doesn't.

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     Charles ☭ H (celesteh@lgbt.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 19:56:03 JST Charles ☭ H

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     Emergency doctor: This isn't actually a danger range unless his levels go over 14.

     Brother: He's at 13.5

     Doctor: We usually would not do a hospital admission unless there was some mentation.

     Me: Can you please define that?

     Doctor: [Gestures towards his own head and says something vague]

     Me: Yeah, that's happened.

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     Charles ☭ H (celesteh@lgbt.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 19:56:05 JST Charles ☭ H

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     If this were a British hospital, somebody would have offered me tea by now.

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     Charles ☭ H (celesteh@lgbt.io)'s status on Monday, 19-Jun-2023 19:56:06 JST Charles ☭ H

     This isn't even the first time he's fucked up his calcium by taking supplements.