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   Bread up, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 06:19:13 JST Bread up, Bro
   10 year old 4chan poast
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 06:19:11 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a older in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hit 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butt hole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1,000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.
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     LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck: (lovecraftenthusiast@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 06:19:12 JST LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:

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     • Captain Fuggetaboutit
     Personally I like breaking up blocks of text. When someone just posts a wall of unformated text I ask my self if I want to read what is potentially just rambling nonsense.
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     Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 06:19:12 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit

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     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     the amount of text takes the same time to read regardless. im not gonna pretend indent spacing and line breaks isn't the gen X version of zoomers needing subway surfer footage underneath a youtube short to hold their attention span.
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     Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 06:19:13 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit

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     counterpoint; reddit spacing
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     LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck: (lovecraftenthusiast@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 06:23:00 JST LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:

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     • Captain Fuggetaboutit
     Pleroma crimes
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     Captain Fuggetaboutit (captainfuggetaboutit@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 15:12:07 JST Captain Fuggetaboutit

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     • fluoride
     i actually know quite the opposite. very short in the span of human history. made after women were given the right to vote. purpose built to make shit easier to read for people who dont fucking read. on the right is my preferred alternative. even after MLA was invented, not all books have line breaks between paragraphs. you can just use indents at the beginning of a paragraph without creating an entire line of empty space
     like this. which is the purpose of the tab key. which works in word formatting programs but not twitter and twitter clones. because twitter is for MLA formatted redditors that pretend to read and niggers that dont, cant, and never will.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 15:12:07 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • fluoride
     Elements of Style is easier to use for the most common grammar issues.
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     fluoride (fluoride@fightthis.net)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2023 15:12:12 JST fluoride

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     • Captain Fuggetaboutit
     • LovecraftEnthusiast :shyduck:
     You know, people have been formatting texts like this for a long time...