If I don't shove horrible content in front of your face, then you won't engage and if you don't engage I don't know how we'll get the people here who want to engage with outrageous content, so therefore please don't get rid of any outrageous content, we need all the outrageous content for the people motivated to 'engage' but who will not engage without outrageous content--
All these amateur social media managers telling us what we should host in the name of 'engagement.'
Seriously, no, seriously, in all seriousness, kindly grab the nearest vegetable, write "engagement" on it, and go fuck it.
We don't need to recreate the anxiety factory. The rage-click engine.
Some of us are here precisely because this place prevents that kind of shit.