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   Matthew Inman (oatmeal@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 31-May-2023 06:22:00 JST Matthew Inman

   Good morning. You look like you could use a little therapy today.

   (P.s. If you get a good one, post it below.)

   https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_disneyland&a=a_strapon&t=t_police_helicopters

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     Ellen Shapiro (designatednerd@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 31-May-2023 06:21:59 JST Ellen Shapiro

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     @oatmeal

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     Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 31-May-2023 06:21:59 JST Paul Cantrell

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     • Ellen Shapiro

     @designatednerd @oatmeal
     We’re all been there

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     clacke (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:09:26 JST clacke

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     Martijn Geerdes (martijn_geerdes@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:09:31 JST Martijn Geerdes

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     @oatmeal nicely randomized!-) https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_mothers_day&a=a_tired_alone&t=t_mom_calling_me

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     Thomas Reed (thomasareed@infosec.exchange)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:09:35 JST Thomas Reed

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     @oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_how_weekend_1&a=a_talking_nfts&t=t_phone_president

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     JS Carter Gilson (jscartergilson@wandering.shop)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:09:43 JST JS Carter Gilson

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     @oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_death_cousin&a=a_love_others_myself&t=t_repeat_sexier

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     WeaponizedFun (weaponizedfun@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:09:53 JST WeaponizedFun

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     @oatmeal this is what happens when I don't play by the rules

     https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=t_shit_so_bad&a=t_thbbbt_poop&t=a_diarrhea

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     rainey 🌻 (raineyday@mstdn.games)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:09:55 JST rainey 🌻

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     @oatmeal

     https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_brings_therapy&a=a_restraints&t=t_ranch_dressing

     https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_tried_online_dating&a=a_kissed_president&t=t_pornhub

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     Eric (botfodder@masto.ai)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:06 JST Eric

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     @oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_went_out_public&a=a_lord_savior_jesus&t=t_police_helicopters

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     Nate Bartram (nateb@freeradical.zone)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:11 JST Nate Bartram

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     @oatmeal is this one good enough?

     https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_went_out_public&a=a_boner_public&t=t_thinking_about_me

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     James J Malcolm (jamesjm@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2023 09:10:37 JST James J Malcolm

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     @oatmeal

     Got two good ones:
     https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_smiling&a=a_lord_savior_jesus&t=t_penis_jiggle

     And: https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_kanye_concert&a=a_love_others_myself&t=t_pornhub

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