Conversation
Notices
-
Embed this notice
lainy (lain@lain.com)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 15:41:29 JST lainy
I joined the joke newsletter by al lowe (the guy who made the larry games), and it's stuff like this every day:
"What does a prostitute do on her day off? She spends her fucking money!"
"While her husband was stationed overseas, their four-year-old daughter decided that she wanted a baby brother. Mom told her, "Good idea, but shouldn't we wait until Daddy gets home from Europe?" The little girl had another idea. "Let's just surprise him!""
""Boss, I'm sorry, but I can't come in today. I'm sick." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. How sick are you?" "I'm in bed with my sister!""- augustus pugin 🌖 likes this.
-
Embed this notice
MercurialBlack (mercurialblack@pleroma.mercurial.blog)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 15:50:19 JST MercurialBlack
@lain the aristocrats! lainy likes this. -
Embed this notice
نبي الحيوان (mono@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 16:02:30 JST نبي الحيوان
@lain leasure suit Larry in the Epstein flight logs lainy likes this. -
Embed this notice
Sir Agent Provocateur Arwalk (arwalk@noagendasocial.com)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2023 16:14:07 JST Sir Agent Provocateur Arwalk
@lain holy mother of cringe
lainy likes this.