A typo meant that my phone number was distributed to college football coaches around the country as the phone number for a local high school coach, so for the last month I have fielded dozens of texts (and a few calls) from coaches who want to come to recruit his players.
These boys are going to receive scholarships worth thousands of dollars because of the kindness of a stranger who loathes football to her core, but passed along the right phone number.
I deserve a gold star or something.