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Mac: "Hey, you can't start working today until I update everything."
Me: "Can we do this later, please? I'm in a hurry."
Mac: "Can I pester you all day about it and refuse to keep working until you spend an hour on updates?"
Me: "Look, I need to work, can you..."
Mac: "I stole window focus to remind you about those updates."
Me: "I'm just trying to Do The Thing so I can turn you off again."
Mac: "I wouldn't do this so much if you used me more."
Me: "I don't use you because you do this."
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Kit Rhett Aultman (roadriverrail@signs.codes)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 14:34:05 JST Kit Rhett Aultman
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Phil (paw@mstdn.io)'s status on Friday, 12-May-2023 14:34:07 JST Phil
Windows: "Hey I need to update. Restart me"
Me: "Ugh. Fine"
Windows: "Hey I need to update some more. Restart me"
Me: "Jesus! Fine!"
Windows: "Ok thanks. Now I need to update some more. Restart me"
Me: "JFC! No! Fuck off! I'm busy and can't be closing all my stuff every day! Christ, get your shit in order!"
Windows: "Hey you didn't restart me so I closed everything at 2am last night and lost everything you were working on"
Me: *deskflip*
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