Niggas be like “I’ll never eat the bugs“ but they happy to eat ass
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 04:20:03 JST Summertime for Zeon -
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Kegelian Dianetics (bullschmitt@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 04:20:02 JST Kegelian Dianetics @SerfnUSA @WashedOutGundamPilot Average ass-eating enjoyer touch fluffy tail likes this. -
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Serf (serfnusa@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 04:20:03 JST Serf @WashedOutGundamPilot I may be too optimistic but I truly believe that the people are not really eating ass. It’s a zoomer meme and zoomers are an infamously sexless generation, so statistically it’s got to be mostly hot air regardless, but for the rare zoomer who gets an opportunity to have sex, fall for the meme, and get right up to the point where they’ve got an anus in their face, I think they all say “wait a minute this isn’t like hentai this isn’t like the memes it’s not a pheromone producing part of the body im not smelling girl scent I’m smelling shit and ‘eating ass’ just means consuming feces, I don’t actually want to literally eat poop, I should just have sex with sex organs” touch fluffy tail repeated this. -
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touch fluffy tail (fluffy@social.handholding.io)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 04:34:23 JST touch fluffy tail what the hell
just don't do buttsex how is it so hard -
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KonataWagner1066 (konatawagner1066@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 04:34:24 JST KonataWagner1066 @SerfnUSA @WashedOutGundamPilot True, but zoomers really do try anal (sorry to ruin your breakfast) -
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Summertime for Zeon (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 05-Sep-2022 04:34:24 JST Summertime for Zeon @KonataWagner1066 @SerfnUSA Parents complain that their kids are “taught” about anal sex in schools, but they prefer not to talk about it whatsoever instead of telling their kids it’s gross and dangerous.
In the end their daughter needs her solon stitched shut because she never learned about the necessary prepwork that goes into all that pornography her friends watch
I don’t like the school parenting, but it’s gay when their solution is to just ignore a problem and hope it solves itself. Nigger, you’re on war footing, you can’t have the luxury of being comfortable raising a child in this era
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