I (a raver) was just exposed to a fucking disgusting Youtube commercial for "Rave rebels" which is apparently some fucking "indoor rave festival" in Belgium and if you'd be a such a fuckhead to buy a ticket, you'd get the fucking honour to choose between two fuckproducts: either a "Raver Ticket" (€ 59.95) or a "Rock Star Rebel" (€ 149.50), the latter "incl 50 euro bar spend / private parking / separate entrance / separate lockers / private toilets / access to the comfort deck with extra seating".
I'm not fucking joking, btw, keep raving the fuck out of these fuckers. Wish them #Fyre.