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I am old — old enough to give you advice. So listen up.

Do not go to the second bar. You are at this bar, and your friends think the evening could be going a little bit better. So they’re saying enthusiastically, “Let’s go to the second bar!”

Don’t do it.

Your friends picked this bar. They picked it when they were sober. Now they think they can pick a better bar. But your friends are drunk now. They have bad advice because they are drunk. Stay at this bar. It is a better bar. Trust me.